Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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