Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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