Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I need water and some morals
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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