spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I believe in your delicious
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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