called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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