Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sorry about my life...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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