you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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