Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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