Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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