we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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