Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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