Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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