ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Plan B is the new Plan A
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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