.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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