She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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