My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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