The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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