guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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