Cold hands, warm shart.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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