I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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