i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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