I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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