I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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