walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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