Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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