either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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