He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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