I hate your face
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Farmville is her only friend.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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