Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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