3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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