let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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