spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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