So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Acid is not a monday night drug
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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