No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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