I must be too annoying 4 u.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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