he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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