I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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