Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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