i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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