There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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