dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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