I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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