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you win
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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