better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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