Me too!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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