I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm always down for nudity.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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