I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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