she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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