RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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