physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
