I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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